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Special Agent T. W.

 

TO: Earth Attack Fleet Command, Admiral Gygax

FROM: Special Agent T. W.

By chance I have come across a small Earth based group who call themselves AEGEE. Certain elements in this organisation seem to have had some sort of foreknowledge about our attack plans and have started to prepare for our invasion. In the past couple of weeks I have been able to infiltrate this group and monitor its activities. They seem to be organising some sort of a large meeting. While on the surface their actions do not look particularly dangerous to our cause, a closer look indicates otherwise. Four months ago they have started what appears to be wide ranging PR and FR campaign. In secret, this group has been working very hard to get support from  local, national and European leaders (including the incoming President of the European Parliament). Their FR operation also appears to be fairly sophisticated. One source has told me they have managed to convince a large local transport company to offer it’s services to the meeting’s participants free of charge. The second one has mentioned they’ve been fairly successful with food companies. The third one, while being rather vague, indicated that they’re able to bring on board two companies from the entertainment sector.

Posted by Kacper on Lipiec 13th, 2009 No Comments

…the birth of a legend.

 

The world is facing almost certain doom… At NASA’s headquarters the alarm has been sounded a long time ago. Chaos reigns. Signal have reached Earth pointing to an approaching alien fleet. No one knows their aims and they’re yet to communicate their demands. One thing is certain…. they’ll attack on November the 6th 2009r. Obama is biting his nails nervously, Putin is pulling his hair from his head. Neither is able to estimate the enemy’s strength or numbers. There is however one group of volunteers under the command of the mysterious El Coordinatore. The group consists both of strong fit men and beautiful clever women. AEGEE, that’s how the group is called, has been preparing for the invasion for the past couple of months. They’ve been gathering supplies, preparing shelters and means of transport. They’re working top gear, without breaks. Sadly there is one element missing. YOU!!!! Every pair of hand and legs, eyes and ears counts. Only with your help can we repel the alien attack! Lack of time and strength is not an excuse. Keep track of our updates.

More information soon.

@#$@#$ OVER AND OUT $#$%^#

Posted by Kacper on Lipiec 4th, 2009 4 Comments